Archie
Archie was an average turtle, about the size of a big ash tray; hard and green on top, hard and painted on the bottom.
Last Word For Henry
“Son, do you have any last words?”
“I am not your son, and yes I do”……
Nai Tebe Kachka Kopne!
Forty years ago this week, I got kicked by a duck.
Old Man and the Sea
Life, in an Upright Position.
Click on JFK’s crutches for details…
Second-Best Haircut
“Any Haircut that ends with two ears is a good one”. – Grandpa Billy Paton
Acres of Shade
I think that I will never see
A poem lovely as a tree.
Joyce Kilmer – Trees
See You in the Funny Papers
“I don’t remember when exactly I read my first comic book, but I do remember exactly how liberated and subversive I felt as a result.” – Edward Said.
Click on either reader to Download…
Stand on Your Head
Life and respiration are complimentary. There is nothing living which does not breathe nor anything breathing which does not live. – William Harvey, 1653
In a Town this Size
In a town this size,
there’s no place to hide.
Everywhere you go,
you meet someone you know.
– John Prine – In a Town this Size
Cathexis
“Roughly 80% of consequences come from 20% of causes.”
– Vilfredo Pareto
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Rock on, Gilbert
There is only a trace of Gilbert in this old photo. Click on the profile of a leg and a runner in the bottom left corner for details…. Read more

