When Kerchunking Was Normal
In 1986 Amazon was a river, and the only mouse involved was one I chased out from behind the storage container.
On The Menu
It came as a shock to see this nocturnal visitor, stalking prey right under our bedroom window.
Overripe Bananas
This story involves a Russian immigrant, a boatload of bananas, and a corrupt Central American government.
The Ex
Finding the Humour in a Very Unflattering Family Photo…
Create God?
“Listen to the thunder. That is God, rolling out the
barrels to dump rain on our crops”. – Grandpa Billie
PS
The only thing better than Smørrebrød, is s’møre.
Here We Are
“A ship in harbour is safe, but that’s not what ships are built for.”
– John A. Shedd
Gunslinger
Next time you are in a gunfight, wait for the other guy to pull his gun first.
Bones Turn to Dust
“That wind’s gonna blow tomorrow, Just like it blow’d today” – Joe Ely
This Means Something
The Kiowa believe that the vertical gouges in Devil’s Tower are
claw marks, made by a giant bear.